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One Man’s List of the worst movies of my lifetime:

5.) The Money Train. Just stupid. Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes play brothers. Enough said. But wait, there’s more. Woody the cop decides to rob a train. Just an idiotic script. Robert Blake plays a psycho, which must have been a real stretch for him.Â

4.) Caddyshack II. How can one of the greatest movies of all time be followed up by this disgrace? Dan Ackroyd must have needed the money badly. Very badly. It is fair that Rodney Dangerfield died before Jackie Mason? With the exception of his talk show, probably the worst decision of Chevy Chase’s life. Jonathan Silverman would have been better off doing Weekend at Bernie’s VIII. Hell, it would have been better for his career if he had done gay porn.

3.) The Breakup. A recent disaster which featured Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. No laughs. No compelling storyline. All the goodwill that Vaughn had engendered with Old School, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball et al. was spent. The usually amusing Jason Bateman brought nothing to the table in his supporting role. And Anniston annoyed and whined throughout the film. Even when she showed her naked ass the camera was blurred. An abortion of a movie.

2.) Dr. T and the Women. How can a movie where Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson play lesbian lovers suck? How can a movie when a then still hot Farah Fawcett gets naked in a public fountain suck? Well, it can. If you think infomercials are boring, watch this piece of shit. Helen Hunt as a sex symbol? Richard Gere as a pussy? Well, forget the last question.

1.) The Object of My Affection. Another Aniston horror show. In this debacle, a girl desperate for love tries to turn her gay friend straight so they can be together. For Aniston’s performance, see my comments regarding the Breakup above, except for the blurred naked ass part. I can’t wait for a Friends Reunion, because if Aniston is working on that, it means she is not making movies.Â

Honorable Mention:Â Rocky V, Showgirls, Night and the City (DeNiro can sell out too), Mr. and Mrs. Smith (maybe this should have been #5), Star Trek